Tag: humor
member name: Shelley - (Vote the Shel and Barney ticket) L.
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March 18, 2007 12:14 AM EDT --
This evening Kevin decided to take a nap. The house was rather quiet. The boys were home. 14's possible girlfriend stopped by and she dropped off some cookes she'd made for him. I say possible . . . more
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July 01, 2008 10:45 AM EDT --
My husband, Kevin, had a week's vacation last week. After helping my sister and her husband move into their new home, he went to work on our bedroom. Our bedroom has always been a little drab. I think . . . more
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July 07, 2008 04:07 PM EDT --
The London- based National Children's Bureau has revealed a shocking discovery. However, it's a discovery I've always suspected myself. It turns out that toddlers who turn down flavorful foreign . . . more
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March 21, 2007 08:51 PM EDT --
I’ve been substitute teaching (subbing) for a couple months. I remember how eager I was the first day of subbing. I was in sixth grade. I knew I would be wonderful. I would walk in the room and introduce . . . more
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July 16, 2008 11:31 AM EDT --
Habitat for Humanity – Good cause or destroyer of souls
Last year my husband and son flew south and worked for Habitat in Mississippi. I was proud of them. They helped several people with the . . . more
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January 03, 2007 09:51 AM EST --
I think it's time the Peep group were alerted to the horrible thing science had been doing to the Peeple. Not only exposing PEEPle to terrible experiments but bad habbits as well. I tremble when I . . . more
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July 12, 2008 01:18 PM EDT --
I am so frakking annoyed at McDonalds
Right now, I'm recovering. Five minutes ago I looked like a drowned water rat. I'm venting.
I dropped off my sister and her kids at her house and . . . more
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November 26, 2006 09:05 PM EST --
You walk into a hair salon. As the stylist cuts your hair it feels shorter and shorter. You start worrying. You know you didn’t want it above shoulder level. Suddenly the thought enters your head, . . . more
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February 17, 2007 10:08 PM EST --
Well, this evening 14 was off to a friends house. That left the hubby, 11, and me. Now, I should tell you that 11 is a high maintenance kid. He's had eczema problems before and I'm always worried . . . more
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July 15, 2008 09:45 AM EDT --
Kevin is a sweetheart. We have an acre of grass and he insists on mowing it. For years I've told him that I can help mow. I recently found out I'm severely allergic to grass, so I'm thankful . . . more
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November 12, 2006 08:21 PM EST --
I noticed when I signed on today that I have 99 connections. I have no idea how I got this many connections, I wasn't trying. I've decided to become a little more picky about my friends and so . . . more
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January 07, 2007 04:45 PM EST --
This afternoon, after church, my husband and my son walked into the house and plopped themselves in front of the television. I went into the kitchen and began to make lunch. As the eggs were cooking, (I . . . more
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January 30, 2007 08:41 AM EST --
When I entered the basement I could sense it… something wasn’t right. I looked around. I was the only one home. I’d chosen today as a day to just wear my pajamas, drink coffee and work . . . more
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May 06, 2007 01:21 PM EDT --
I'm like a fat girl who desperately needs to be Barbie.
I need to put a stop to this. It is probably worse because I didn’t go to church today. It’s bad enough that on Saturday I watch . . . more
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April 05, 2008 09:15 PM EDT --
Years ago if anyone told me I'd enjoy scrapbooking, I'd have laughed in their face. I'd probably have made hideous designs on their paper just to show them it was not going to happen. I might . . . more
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November 26, 2006 08:06 PM EST --
I noticed when I signed on today that I have 199 connections. I have no idea how I got this many connections, I wasn't trying. I've decided to become a little more picky about my friends and so . . . more
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June 18, 2008 04:56 PM EDT --
I've noticed a few members discussing the large amount of friend requests they've been getting. Most Gather members require certain things from their friends. I posted this when I reached my . . . more
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November 02, 2006 08:33 PM EST --
Dear Santa,
I feel like our relationship is coming to an end. For years, I've felt this is a one way relationship. Originally, I thought you were great for my kids. Sure, you were jolly - only I know . . . more
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November 14, 2006 05:53 PM EST --
The Monster Beneath My Bed
Beneath my bed
A monster waits.
He lives on socks
And old snack cakes.
I know he's there
Lurking and waiting,
Lurking and waiting
No I'm not investigating!
I . . . more
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June 17, 2008 08:18 PM EDT --
Father's day began quietly enough. After a nice morning at church we all came home to give my husband a chance to rest in his hammock a bit. While he was outside, my children decided to clean up around . . . more
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